The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

Secret Squirrel is watching you!!

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."