Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

When you're President of the United States, car problems become a lot more embarrassing.

Is the world's most obvious thief.

We forgive Kanye for being a retard because he *is* retarded.

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

No, no, it wasn't Hillary, she's not a "real" robot.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

Everybody Dance Now! I'm pretty sure the entire continent of Africa is laughing at our president now.

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

Why do we love about George W. Bush so much? Because he's our most entertaining president!

See America's Finest President talk like a two-year-old. It's inspirational.

President George W. Bush is trapped when he tries to run away from a reporter. Wimp.