Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

The movie Christmas Vacation gives us the most sentimental holiday moment ever.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

The U.S. representative falls on the world stage, sounds about right.

Bad costumes and techno are not exactly the way to convince us that burgers are not delicous.

Bragging to your friends is serious business. Here's the 3rd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Everybody loves a good nickname. Check out the 2nd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Bill Gates will spend his last day of work like everyone else, avoiding responsibility. He will also apparently spend it with more celebs than the rest of us.

Still looking for the section of the rulebook that says a college football player may not give an opponent "the business". If you find it let us know.

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

Why so many parodies of the 300 trailer? The trailer was awesome and made us all very excited for the movie, the parodies are payback for watching the actual movie.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

Oliver Future came by the illustrious LG studios to play us some stripped down versions of tunes from their latest record Pax Futura.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!