This is payback for all the instructors that made you drive to pick up their laundry.

As much fun as running a bike messenger over.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

The "Will It Blend" series faces the ultimate challenge: Chuck Norris. Nobody bets against Chuck Norris, his hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.

Watch the ultimate method actress fall flat on her face. She's supposed to be blind so obviously she wouldn't see the edge of the stage right?

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

Get this ultimate action figure playset, and play along with your favorite sub-plots from Spiderman 3! Now with more action-packed emotions!

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

Karaoke bars are awesome… especially when they're filled with obnoxious Asian women.

This stop-motion video of a drunk guy getting owned by his friends is the best example of this type of prank evar! This shall now end the "Drunk Pwned" series of photos. Thank you.

From the test labs of BlendTech comes the videos series "Will it Blend?" We love this crap.

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.

Watch people's faces when they realize they're going to be a parent. Stupid heads.