Has an ugly secret.

Makes normal girls appear ugly.

All I ever saw on Chatroulette were ugly penises.

That was close, it could have turned very ugly.

Yeah, it's Robbie Williams (who shockingly, just took a wife??)...but it's still an awesome sight.

*spoiler alert* It's Bambi, out for revenge.

Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

This is all it takes to win the World Championship of Air Guitar? Ochi Yosuke won the 2007 crown with an Offspring backing track and an ugly tiger sweater.

The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

Ugly Betty sure knows how to captivate its audience! First Selma Hayek was in her bra, now Rebecca Romijn is!

Salma Hayek wants great ratings for her show, so she knows just what to do!

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

See what happens when bikini babes site on ugly cars.

You thought only geeks play D&D? Well, you're right. And sometimes girls play. But these girls are ugly.