Sometimes when you play with toys, they can make you pretty gay.

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

What if Toy Story was rated PG-13? Well it would still be awesome just different.

This stop-motion animation tells the story of a boy looking for a sandwich. They used more than 150 different t-shirts to animate his quest.

Fox News, yet again, demonstrates how little it knows about anything by making a mock of itself by running this story. Epic LULZ 4-EVER!

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

It's the real story, folks, and it doesn't have a happy ending.

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.