In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death by watching him completely wasted on stage. He did not go out on top, in fact he went out on the crapper.

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

Family Guy's Stewie is sexually ambiguous, at best. I mean he's a BABY. Here are his top gay moments. Queer-tastic!

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Kathy Griffin, AKA the world's most annoying female comedian/self-proclaimed D-List queen, fell down while getting out of a cab. She fell on her face. And we animated it.

Why do we love about George W. Bush so much? Because he's our most entertaining president!

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.