Sometimes when you play with toys, they can make you pretty gay.

Politics is funny when idiots are involved.

Introducing, the future of America. People don't get any better than this.

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

We don't know what to say about peeps who love balloons this much. Watch at your own peril.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

Here are the 10 Best Political Ads ever. And by "best" we mean "insane."

Own the pulse-pounding unrated cut too terrifying for theaters. 10/21 on DVD & Blu-ray Hi-Def. Explore your worst fears imaginable with this shocking suspense thriller inspired by disturbing true events.

The economy is a mess and this video will show you 10 reasons why. I'll give you a clue - "No Credit? No Problem!!!"

Even if you hate cats like I do, you will not be able to fall in love with these little buggers!

Hey! Let's watch 10 pole dancers break their neck! Paralysis is hilarious!

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Remember those awesome shoes you had as a kid that all your friends were jealous of? Yeah, in retrospect those shoes really sucked.

Here are the 10 best local TV ads ever. There were so many, I think we may have to make more editions!

Has there ever been a well produced Public Service Announcement?

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Foreign people really know how to mess up a perfectly horrible television theme song, don't they?

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

David Hasselhoff has one of the best hairy chests of our generation. Today, we celebrate him.