Foreign people really know how to mess up a perfectly horrible television theme song, don't they?

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

David Hasselhoff has one of the best hairy chests of our generation. Today, we celebrate him.

These workout videos will help you get in shape -- in shape to kill whoever produced these things.

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.

This is graceful. Just watch the way her face shatters the surface of the water. Greg Louganis is jealous.

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death by watching him completely wasted on stage. He did not go out on top, in fact he went out on the crapper.

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Kathy Griffin, AKA the world's most annoying female comedian/self-proclaimed D-List queen, fell down while getting out of a cab. She fell on her face. And we animated it.

Scott from the Exies dropped by our studios and played us a bunch of songs, the first of which are on LG now for your viewing pleasure. This track is from their soon to be released record, A Modern Way of Living With the Truth, out on April 10, 2007.

Ever taken a 10-pound bowling ball to the groin? Well watch someone who did!

Why do we love about George W. Bush so much? Because he's our most entertaining president!