Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.

This commercial from the 80s promises a chewing gum that will make your boobs grow. We believe the FDA may have outlawed it.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

Oliver Future came by the illustrious LG studios to play us some stripped down versions of tunes from their latest record Pax Futura.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

Steven Segal is always amazing when you happen to catch him on TBS, TNT, or maybe an old VHS. His line at the end of this clip is the best of his career.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

This is graceful. Just watch the way her face shatters the surface of the water. Greg Louganis is jealous.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

There she is, the dumbest blonde in the universe. There she is, proving stereotypes can come true.

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

A 60 foot slide from the roof with a ramp at the end. Kudos to the kids for building it and then soundtracking the video with decent music.