Ferris never could deal with his opiate addiction.

It takes less than two days to go insane, it takes less than two minutes to take the stairs, choose wisely.

The day the pigskin died.

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

What is with all the "dominoes with every day items" videos? Is physics hip in 2008?

If every day was Opposite Day.

Bill Gates will spend his last day of work like everyone else, avoiding responsibility. He will also apparently spend it with more celebs than the rest of us.

Rhydian could was ashore any day now and completely destroy pop music as you know it.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

This beats studying any day, two guys made a 200 sq. ft. mural of Calvin and Hobbes out of Post-It notes they could have used to bookmark their textbooks.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

When we first thought up the idea for the Live at LG acoustic sessions this is pretty much what we had in mind. One guy, one keyboard and goose bumps!

Rohner from Division Day dropped by the studio with a vintage keyboard he borrowed from a friend and proceeded to play some super stripped out versions of tracks from Division Day’s Beartrap Island record.

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.