I'd be running around screaming about 'The Poseidon Adventure' and the end of days.

Just another boring day on the farm.

I'll bet you anything, that woman was flying on an adrenaline rush for the rest of the day.

Classic!

It's why most of us watch NASCAR.

This baby smokes 40 cigarettes a day. PIMP.

Gary Coleman was on The Insider television program the other day and he got a little testy.

Ever wonder what the creepy snuggle teddy bear does on his day off? Wonder no more!

It's a sad day for everybody.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

Are you ready to have nightmares? If that answer is yes, then this video is for you. These images will stay in your head for days to come.

Frankly, we enjoy the days when we played a game for 9 months straight and were treated with 8bit crap.

The talent of the human race astounds me every day.

This is just another example of why cats will probably some day rule the world.

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

When you're having a bad day, watch this video to make everything alright.