I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.

If the men figure skating had fire, lighting and flying dragons, there would be more fans of this olympic sport.

The challenge of folding the paper more than seven times has existed for many years, this girl is here to solve it!

This weatherman wants you to know what he's packing. And that he's kind of a douche.

Don't think too far ahead or you'll rethink everything you see for the rest of your life!

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

When you run out of toilet paper make sure to wear black underware.

It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.

If you're going to karate kick somebody on a street in front of lots of people, make sure there is nobody there to film it.

We always knew Japanese people were kind of weird, but this is just amazing. Sick dance movies, guy who looks like a giant sausage!

The Benny Hill song makes everything more zany, regardless of video.

Insane Clown Posse has some of the sexiest fans around. Here are some of them moshing. Don't get too turned on!

We are insanely jealous of this kid's Christmas Xbox system. We're sure Clark Griswald is jealous, too.

Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.

The one video that will make you want to punch a girl in the face.

The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.