For the Darwin Awards.

His parent deserves an award.

When an actor dies before their movie is complete, directors are forced to make difficult choices. Here are our favorite films that were completed after the death of a principal actor.

This teacher deserves an award and a raise.

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

The Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and all the best cartoons from Adult Swim.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Hopefully this is not a weapon of choice when patrolling oil fields in Iraq, gas is expensive enough.

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

Mastodon performs as the evil snack band, in what may just be the greatest pre-movie concessions ad ever! From the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

This guy shows you how to "hack" an elevator and go directly to the floor of your choice.

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

At an awards show, Paulina Rubio decided to flash her thong-clad booty to the crowd, for some reason. Uhhhhh, make that for a VERY GOOD reason.

Finally an excuse to be stoned at the movie theatre! The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie is coming out!

Fan-made video montage of MORE Fox News footage of the "bomb scare" over ATHF promotional signs. And don't call them Lite Brites.