Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.

These video game glitches are as hilarious as your non-existent love life.

Referee Sergei Shmolik was drunk while officiating a Belarus league match, he's now officially the most famous Belurusian on the internet.

50% less effective than just getting drunk.

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

Does that make it easier or even more infuriating?

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Some drunks just have remarkable timing.

This would open gaming up to a different, more "flamboyant" demographic.

For a game show that doesn't really measure intelligence, she sure managed to look bad.

Saying the first thing that comes to mind is always the right answer.

He seems to know a lot about things that happen.

A TV station in North Carolina could not wait to show the highlights of the Duke game so they recreated the game using dolls. Reason #653 to hate Duke.

I want that game that goes like this "gagaga chkchkchck woowoowoo"

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Irish people sound funny when they sing cause they're always drunk.

Everyone on his team takes a shot at imitating his unique vocal stylings. Looks like it's fun to win 19 games in a row.