Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

The Daily Show has just discovered Twitter. Send congratulations, courtesy of the The Future!

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

A collection of animated GIFs that show Bush receiving a shoe to his face.

Some goats just have magical powers that make them really hilarious.

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

Strangers are not your friend. To make sure kids know they’re never to talk to strangers, Simon Loki has this instructional video for them to watch.

The economy is a mess and this video will show you 10 reasons why. I'll give you a clue - "No Credit? No Problem!!!"

Those silly Japanese game shows are up to their hilarious tricks again! It's time for soccer with binoculars!

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

50% less effective than just getting drunk.

How bad do you think Al Roker wanted to say "Show me dick"?

You can't find Jesus if you don't find Lil' Markie first. (Hint: he shows up about a minute into this video, May The Mullet Be With You)

Stephen Colbert showed solidarity with Bill O'Reilly by sharing his own on-camera meltdown.

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

For a game show that doesn't really measure intelligence, she sure managed to look bad.