Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

This super-hip wedding party performed the entire dance to "Thriller" for their guests. The only disappointing part is the lack of zombie make-up.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

You should have seen it when he asked a guy who couldn't taste to lick his abs. Now that was super awkward.

Mix a little Drum & Bass with a little Sunday morning at church and you get people that dance like they're insane.

The ocean, the world's largest toilet bowl.

Is there a frame rate that doesn't make explosions look cool?

It's even more degrading than you thought.

Donkey Lips returned full force during a Super Bowl Ad for Amp Energy Drink, his casting tape is more disturbing.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

Real men don't bet the spread, they bet the "tecmo".

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.

That is one hell of a trick and also probably pretty practical in his village.

This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.