This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Rohner from Division Day dropped by the studio with a vintage keyboard he borrowed from a friend and proceeded to play some super stripped out versions of tracks from Division Day’s Beartrap Island record.

If you’re saying to yourself right now: “Self, I know I’ve heard this song before but can’t remember where,” chances are you watch a little program called Grey’s Anatomy. Let’s Go Sailing have become a staple on the show with not one or two but three songs receiving placement in those super dramatic almost laughable scenes. I don’t know about the show, but the band is great as evidenced by their stripped down version of the soon to be huge song “Sideways.” Good stuff!

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.

The only reason we're posting this Beyonce video is now that she's lost weight, she is super SUPER hot.

Watch this talented young man play the Super Mario Bros. theme song with his talented throat.

When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.