Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

Stupid famewhoring internet puppies.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

This compilation of surprises feature people popping out of the most unlikely places. Stupid pranks were never this funny!

Lurk & Lurkier… the freakiest stupid stalker ever!

What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!

Tracy Morgan was going to make a "Jackass"-type movie, but he's too black to do all those stupid, crazy stunts!

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

Watch this retard hurt himself in his dormroom. Ah, college!

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Jonny Lives invaded our studio and all we got was this stupid performance. Actually, it was the opposite of stupid. It was awesome. See them play "Outside."

Whoever said cheerleaders were stupid must have seen this video!

Salesman doesn’t know a horse from a butterfly.