Adorable. One more impractical animal, I must own.

What do you do, when your animal is that committed to saying no?

I love a religious animal.

Put simply, hippo's are one of the most dangerous animals in the world....they lick what they want.

For animals that are basically dingbats, cats are deceptively patient.

Coolest animal trick, ever!!!

Did anyone else see, 'Grizzly Man'? Or the Polish newscaster get mauled by the circus bear? Wild animals don't belong around humans.

In their defense, they are notoriously stupid animals.

Isn't it great when animals even the score.

True love is such a beautiful thing.

Some of these chicks were messed up in some serious stuff.

Old fat ladies who don't wear any bras take this stuff too seriously, dude.

Does anyone else remember the Fox show, ‘When Animals Attack?’ That was some good television!

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

It's a sad day for everybody.

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

Animal cruelty or animal hilarity? Either way we win.

When you're having a bad day, watch this video to make everything alright.

If your options are dynamite and something else, always choose dynamite. It blows stuff up.