In other words, one kick-ass pole dancer.

Punishes this guys face.

Amazing!

You'll ever want to watch.

Turns out, she's not that good of a pole dancer.

Truly unique (polite-talk for, insane.)

At first, I thought it was just a school for future strippers. But she gets really into it.

Awesome!

Sad sad girl.

The strength and focus, exhibited by these guys, is amazing!

Boom, she's down!!

When he grows up he's going to be a stripper.

Usually weddings are boring. Not this one.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

It's like a sexy snuff film.

Hey! Let's watch 10 pole dancers break their neck! Paralysis is hilarious!

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.