Steals his dinner.

Apparently the groove struck him.

The wrong way.

With chopsticks.

Kinda steals the show.

Steals the foul ball from a little girl.

From a hacker.

Spends nights stealing stuff.

Moral of the story, don't steal your neighbors snow shovel.

Even better, she's stealing Christmas presents.

With a little persistence, even a puppy can outwit a cat.

*spoiler alert* It's Bambi, out for revenge.

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

Great commercial from the UK's "The IT Crowd". Don't steal movies unless you're prepared to pay the price.

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Hey Tay, did you steal this song from Kuato? or do you have a Kuato living inside of you?