They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden tells a war vet to stand up for some applause. However, the war vet's a paraplegic. Awkkkkwarrrd.

Seth Rogen and James Franco star in Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6. For restricted content, visit RideTheExpress.com

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.