They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Quentin Tarantino is the king of cool. Here are his ten coolest characters, that you may not remember.

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

Here are some cartoon characters we'd really like to punch in the face.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden tells a war vet to stand up for some applause. However, the war vet's a paraplegic. Awkkkkwarrrd.

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

Seth Rogen and James Franco star in Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6. For restricted content, visit RideTheExpress.com

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.