An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

Country star, Brad Paisley made this video to make us all question whether Kellie Pickler has real boobs or not and to make us stop questioning his sexuality.

"That's all I DO! All day, every DAY!" Starring Nick Swardson, from Reno 911.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!