Messes with little kids.

At least the car was a piece of junk.

Here are the 10 best local TV ads ever. There were so many, I think we may have to make more editions!

Be Kind Rewind plans to make amends by reamaking "Good Burger" in the extened edition DVD.

This can't possibly be written by WGA writers so please Hollywood, make it happen!

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

Get this ultimate action figure playset, and play along with your favorite sub-plots from Spiderman 3! Now with more action-packed emotions!

Spidey's back, and this time, he's black! It's like Shaft with cobwebs. Except not at all.

This version of Jaws has all the stuff you never thought you'd want to think you'd like to see in the movie. No refunds.

This edition of "Will It Blend" asks the question, "will an iPod blend?" The answer won't surprise you, but the violence with which your roommate beats you after realizing you destroyed his entire digital music collection will.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

Every year LiquidGeneration celebrates summer by putting together a collection of beautiful, bouncing boobs. This year’s Boob Patrol features the fun bags we discovered at Lollapolooza. Till next year!

When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.