Obama is a killer. AN INSECT KILLER!

When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.

If you don't laugh, the terrorists have already won.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

Dappled Cities flew all the way from Sydney, Australia just to do a live at LG Acoustic Session! Aren’t they jus the sweetest?! This is a seriously awesome band. For realizes.

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.