This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

This dog gets more action than you.

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

Why do people always insist that cats are smarter than dogs? A dog would never do this.

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Olivia Munn raw dogs about 75 percent of a mustard covered weiner. Attack of The "Hot".