Great, now there's nothing to stop them.

Rescues his buddy from a snake.

She's doing it wrong...real wrong!

Eventually the cat just gets bored of it all.

Meh, I'd feel a little more sympathy if she wasn't such a skank.

Salma Hayek sees a snake and freaks out.

That is one seriously badass Rabbit. We wish we didn't murder ours when we were five. :(

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

Does that make it easier or even more infuriating?

Do iPhones come with Snake? Now that would be a reason to upgrade.

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

We liked Mezzanine Owls so much that we had to put up two of their songs this week. How awesome is that distorted keyboard lead that snake sin and out of the performance. We here at LG like keyboards. They are like magic.

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.

Absurdist internet memes at their absurdiest.

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!

If there was a plane in this video it would be PERFECT.

Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!