So much time, effort and sheer determination went into this video it's a wonder it didn't make the internet explode.

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

I wasn't going to post this video at first, but then I thought: anything to make fun of soccer is good enough to post on LiquidGeneration.

Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

First Jello-O Pudding pops and now this. Bill Cosby has lost his mind.

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

Lingerie + Soccer + Babes = You're going to watch this.

Barack is never going to give you up until you finally vote for him.

Looks like some orphans are going to be homeless for a little while longer.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

A way to get retribution on a telemarketer that doesn't involve your fist going through their skull.

There'll always be other bros, bro.