Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

You should go out and vote today, as Ed Helms and McLovin show; it’s so simple even someone from Pleasantville could figure it out.

The writer's strike has turned Conan's show into a 70s style variety hour.

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.

Lily Allen was on a British comedy show and told the other guests she has a third nipple – then pulls it out to prove it! Surprisingly SFW!

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

This guy shows you how to "hack" an elevator and go directly to the floor of your choice.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!