Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

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The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

A collection of animated GIFs that show Bush receiving a shoe to his face.

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

The economy is a mess and this video will show you 10 reasons why. I'll give you a clue - "No Credit? No Problem!!!"

Those silly Japanese game shows are up to their hilarious tricks again! It's time for soccer with binoculars!

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

How bad do you think Al Roker wanted to say "Show me dick"?

You can't find Jesus if you don't find Lil' Markie first. (Hint: he shows up about a minute into this video, May The Mullet Be With You)

Stephen Colbert showed solidarity with Bill O'Reilly by sharing his own on-camera meltdown.

For a game show that doesn't really measure intelligence, she sure managed to look bad.

Saying the first thing that comes to mind is always the right answer.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

A TV station in North Carolina could not wait to show the highlights of the Duke game so they recreated the game using dolls. Reason #653 to hate Duke.

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