Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

Considering how complicated the game is. This guys win is that much more impressive.

The inevitable autotune remix.

It's happened to all of us.

I would drive that thing to work, to the store...everywhere.

She's 86 years old, that's insane.

At least that's what his girlfriend thinks.

But, damn, he gives it his all.

Is all it takes.

Two things that go together.

Because that's gotta hurt.

The grudge match we've all been waiting for.

That's all.

Cutest thing you'll see all day.

Has to have them all.

That's gotta be dangerous as hell.