In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

These are the 10 sexiest animated women you'd bone in a heartbeat were it physically possible.

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

What is the past tense of "twittered" again?

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

It's like a sexy snuff film.