Insane Clown Posse has some of the sexiest fans around. Here are some of them moshing. Don't get too turned on!

Back in 1944, the chicks were so awesome that they could sing and dance about potato salad and it was awesome! No gimmicks!

The one video that will make you want to punch a girl in the face.

This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

As expected, they get pretty creative.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

These are the 10 sexiest animated women you'd bone in a heartbeat were it physically possible.

You will never watch Jurassic Park the same way again, girl.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.