Homer Simpson takes a photo everyday for 39 years, thus usurping Noah by a solid 33 years.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

Re-creating a famous photo completely out of Oreos, thats one way to celebrate world hunger.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Exercising on the Mickey Mouse Club was surprisingly fun to watch. Now I realize why.

Perez has all the gossip and celebrity vagina photos you could desire! Watch his adventures!

Watch as a classic pin-up painting is recreated with photography and Photoshop. Sexy, baby!

Someone got into a decidedly unfunny fender-bender with Ellen, on Sunset across from the Laugh Factory. Celebrities – they're just like us!

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

A fabulous live-action update on an old classic. Now with more fanny pack!!

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

Male or female, this instructional video has tips for everyone! Plus, it's sexy & funny.