Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

Here are the funniest 10 movie scenes from 1997-2007! It doesn't get much better!

Behold the 10 funniest movies scenes from the years 1987-1996!

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.