Lulu does not tolerate fake cats.

This is why parents should spank.

The latest in safer-sex technology.

Now it wants to eat some heads.

Gee, what a surprise.

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?

I doubt George Lucas was thinking about sex, while making 'Star Wars.' But, after watching this video, it's hard to be sure.

You'd probably fall asleep while having sex with this two swingers.

Tiger Woods has a new credit card sponsor that doesn't care about his sluttiness. The BastardCard.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Wow. What a dick.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?