When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Baratsandbereta bring the world the one thing that could save every romantic comedy, a MANtage.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

Why so many parodies of the 300 trailer? The trailer was awesome and made us all very excited for the movie, the parodies are payback for watching the actual movie.

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

This is exactly what you need to get over the Chris Crocker hysteria, a well-made dance remix video.

One robot plays the theremin, which is crazy enough, while another provides the beat.

This elevator is always goin' down, to the funky sounds of the 70s.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?