For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start in theaters soon.

Any parody of an Akon song will be better than the original but this parody pwns it.

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

When you're down a touchdown with one play left, call the ole Hook and 15 Laterals.

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.

Did you know your trash was helping control the chipmunk population?

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

In an attempt to prove that people in Wisconsin aren't just a bunch of honkies, UW Basketball Coach Bo Ryan, does the Soulja Boy. His players should be proud.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

Not seeing your reflection in a mirror is like being transported immediately into a dumb M. Night Shyamalan plot.