These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

Are you ready to have nightmares? If that answer is yes, then this video is for you. These images will stay in your head for days to come.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

This video was artfully shot by Santa's Elves.

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

Thirty seconds is all you need to explain Jaws… with bunnies.

The awesomest scary Christmas horror movie parody that won't be coming to a theatre near you!!

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.