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Updated Condoms

Updated Condoms

The latest in safer-sex technology.

 
 

Meet Shadow

Meet Shadow

The latest ninja to keep your neighborhood safe.

 

Summer Carnivals

Summer Carnivals

No one really thought the rides were safe, did they?

 

Wrong Place to Nap

Wrong Place to Nap

It's never safe to sleep at a bus station. But this is a new reason, to not try it.

 

Squirrel Threesome

Squirrel Threesome

It's like a totally safe for work porno, but a little cuter.

 

Kid vs. Vending Machine

Kid vs. Vending Machine

You'd think getting chips from a vending machine would be easy and safe. Nope.

 

Exploding Skateboards

Exploding Skateboards

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

 

The Back Up

The Back Up

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

 

Run-DMC on Reading Rainbow

Run-DMC on Reading Rainbow

Have you been recently offended by the "Read a Book" cartoon? Well this video with Rev. Run and DMC will take you on a safer hip-hop reading adventure.

 

Funny Lesbians

Funny Lesbians

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.