Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

We got beat up for running like this.

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

When the priest looks like he'd understand, you should probably run.

Is this to announce Robert Palmer as his running mate?

As much fun as running a bike messenger over.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

The xbox 360 division of Microsoft is run by a bunch of clowns.

"Running With The Devil" was a weak outline of Eddie Van Halen shredding until DLR got his vocal track down.

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Have you been recently offended by the "Read a Book" cartoon? Well this video with Rev. Run and DMC will take you on a safer hip-hop reading adventure.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.