Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Loves to do the chicken walk.

Performs cover of Marilyn Manson song.

Isn't this what every Fox Terrier does?

If there ever is a robot uprising, I hope it looks this cool.

It's almost perfect.

As if they couldn't get any better, Bollywood is embracing robots.

Even better, than when he tries to save face...watching the girl roll her eyes and snicker.

This is like the prequel to some bad Japanese porno. It just confuses us.

Never try to do gymnastics on a bus after eating fried chicken, because your fingers will be slippery.

This chicken has the beats and the footwork to rave! I wouldn't want to battle her in a dance circle.

More than 74 million people waste their lives playing this game. Now who wants to trade gold chickens with me?

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

Keeping the peace between rabbits is a chicken's #1 priority. At least for these chickens.

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

If a scientist can figure out how to do something, they will do it, no matter how pointless.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

After you buy your sofa usually you have to go to a completely different store to pickup some chicken nuggets to eat while sitting on the new sofa. No longer!

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

No, no, it wasn't Hillary, she's not a "real" robot.