Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

The U.S. representative falls on the world stage, sounds about right.

Everything he wore and did in the 80s was gold.

Liquid Nitrogen, it's almost as cool as Liquid Generation, right??

Saying the first thing that comes to mind is always the right answer.

Gob is still regretting selling the rights to Mr. Bannagrabber.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start in theaters soon.

Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

Watch the ultimate method actress fall flat on her face. She's supposed to be blind so obviously she wouldn't see the edge of the stage right?

John Mayer busts out some sweet "Chocolate Rain" lyrics to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Say it Right"

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!