When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

This is exactly what you need to get over the Chris Crocker hysteria, a well-made dance remix video.

One robot plays the theremin, which is crazy enough, while another provides the beat.

This elevator is always goin' down, to the funky sounds of the 70s.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

A truck overturned on a Kentucky highway carrying thousands of weiners and other packaged meats.

This beats studying any day, two guys made a 200 sq. ft. mural of Calvin and Hobbes out of Post-It notes they could have used to bookmark their textbooks.

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Milton Bradley was injured yesterday in one of the most embarassing ways possible. His own coach tossed him to the ground and tore his ACL.

Don't worry about Billy Blanks' career. It is alive and well in Japan with the release of his upcoming rap album titled, "BOOM BOOM Wonderland".

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

This stop-motion animation tells the story of a boy looking for a sandwich. They used more than 150 different t-shirts to animate his quest.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Some fan made a video for Beck's new single that is literally only watch able on the Internet. Hamsters and bad MS Paint like animation make this video rock.