Check out how this chick passes out on live television!

When your drive-thru order-takers fail you, you take your order to… India?

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

Woman needs help to get wallet out of the water, watch out!

If he hadn’t been so fat he would have probably fallen out. What do ya say to that Morgan Spurlock?

Now everyone will know you think “BOYZ R STUPID” even when the lights are out.

Check out this music video by rapper David Rolas. It's filled with booty shaking, motorcycle madness, more booty, and it's featured in the new movie "Crank." In theaters September 1.

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

Sometimes these Japanese videos can be pretty weird, but a lot of the time they can be damn sexy. Check out this Japanese girl wearing something -- well, sexy!

Check out all the sexy woman who attended this year's World Cup. We're officially moving to Europe.

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

Watch how one of our Sabotages scares the bejesus out of some poor little girl. Yikes!

See what happens when two hunky boxers go face to face in the ring – and make out!

This is kid totally has groupies that want to make out with him.

When swearing on live television, always remember to wash your mouth out with soap.