Like a pro.

Like a pro.

Damn, those things go fast.

Like a pro.

It’s crazy how expensive it is to run an ad during the Super Bowl. That’s probably why so many classic commercials debut during the game.

Like a total pro.

Like a pro.

Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to use it.

Do it just like the pros.

I have never packed like this, in my life.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

The ocean, the world's largest toilet bowl.

Donkey Lips returned full force during a Super Bowl Ad for Amp Energy Drink, his casting tape is more disturbing.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

Real men don't bet the spread, they bet the "tecmo".

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.