A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

Seth Rogen and James Franco star in Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6. For restricted content, visit RideTheExpress.com

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

Watch these cooks get hot with some steamy turkey on turkey hardcore action.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.