Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

Watch these cooks get hot with some steamy turkey on turkey hardcore action.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

This guy works on porn sets. Let's just say he's my idol.

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Booble.com supposed tried to buy SuperBowl airtime to play this commercial. They were mercilessly shot down.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

The future of downloading porn is HERE, NOW!

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

World of Warcraft has produced more funnies this year than any other game around. Nerds are hilarious!